Funniest Jokes : I Am Not Saying That

A Mom comes to visit her son John for dinner, who is living with a girl
roommate Merry. During the meal, his mother noticed how pretty John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Merry and I are just roommates.' About a week
later, Merry came to John saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I have been unable to find silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?' John said,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he wrote mail to his mom:


Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
John.

John received an email from his Mother after some days, which read

Dear Son:
I am not saying that you 'do' sleep with Merry, and I am not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Merry. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the
pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother.